I’m Here Because Why?

I am supposed to be on a plane right now. But instead I’m sitting on my couch experiencing a faux diabetic coma from eating a cinnamon bun from Flakowitz. It wasn’t even my fault–and had you had told me I wouldn’t be on that plane today, I would immediately assumed my airplane anxiety would have...
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Baggage

I have not been having a good week with customer service. It seems like every sandwich I have made and every prescription I need called in somehow gets lost in translation. It’s been really frustrating because there are so many fine details to so many things that should be so simple. I can’t have cheese...
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