An Inevitable Truth: I’M AWAKE AND EVERYTHING IS SHAKING

I’M SO FUCKING AWAKE RIGHT NOW MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE

Here are some of the, what I like to call, inevitable truths of POTS:

1. If a doctor gives you an energy drink that they promise is fine for your heart; you’ll drink it.

2. If the energy drink gives you any sort of energy whatsoever; you’ll drink it.

3. If that very same energy drink puts your heart into full-on tachycardia; you’ll still fucking drink it.

4. If you’re told that deep breathing will calm down your tachycardia; you’ll try it.

5. If after an hour it still doesn’t calm down your heart; you’ll still be trying it.

6. If after an hour and a half it’s still not calming down; you are screwed.

I’m supposed to be at an Irish diner in twenty minutes and I’m seeing purple spots. God damn, it. I just wanted to feel energetic this morning.

Comments

comments

Powered by Facebook Comments

One thought on “An Inevitable Truth: I’M AWAKE AND EVERYTHING IS SHAKING

  1. Kelly

    Did you end up asking about the Rehydrate instead of the Spark?

Comments are closed.