But Have You Been Tested For….Have You Tried…
I want to thank all of my readers who reach out with suggestions, because even if some of them make me tilt my head to the side like I just heard a squeaky toy–all of them come from a place of wanting to help others–and that’s what I want to do too!
That being said–to end the burning mysteries that plague my readers, here is a list of conditions I’ve been tested for and do not have:
- Celiac Disease
- Gluten Intolerance
- Mast Cell
- Lyme Disease
- Crohns Disease
- Fibromyalgia (Didn’t have the pressure points.)
- Lupus (Guys, it’s never lupus.)
- Ulcerative Colitis
- Addison’s Disease
- Thyroid Dysfunction of Any Kind
As far as other potential influences:
I am not obese or overweight. I am not anorexic or underweight. I am not addicted to drugs. I am not an alcoholic. I do not dig for lost artifacts in Chernobyl. I do not work at a dry cleaners. I have not been cursed by any tribe, witch or medicine man. I am not suffering for the sins of others. No one, to my knowledge, has been poisoning my Gatorade. I am not a victim of Munchausen by Proxy. I am not a good enough writer and have way too much brain fog to produce these posts from my imagination.
I hope that satisfies some curiosity about the origins of my story.
Besides disease suggestions I’ve also had a huge list of suggestions on what can cure my disease. According to these suggestions my disease can be cured by the following:
- Hemp Seed Oil
- Vegan Diets
- Gluten-Free Diets
- Multiple Multi-Level Marketing Health Products
- A Specialized Program Created to Cure ALL Diseases only $199.95
- Standing up more slowly
- Trying harder
- Ignoring the “problem”
- Going to a clinic in Dallas
- Taking Tylenol
- Admitting that my disease is a manifestation of depression or anxiety
- Putting ice on it
- Putting a band-aid on it
- Vitamin C
- Colon cleansing
You guys really crack me up. I love you. I do. For real. You kids keep me young.