I Have a Secret and It Is DELICIOUS

OH GOD IT’S KILLING ME

No, not the migraines. (Those stopped yesterday, at last.)

THE SECRET.

Oh LORD, do I have a secret.

And it’s so juicy. It’s juicy enough to have deserved a cookie cake.

LOOK AT THIS COOKIE CAKE:

cake

“Happy GIANT SECRET”

By the way, this cake was delicious. I can’t wait till I have another secret so I can eat another. Secrets are delicious.

Cookie cake. God damn. So good.

What were we talking about?

Oh, the rest of my life.

It’s okay. You know. Whatever. Emergency room. Migraines were like a nightmare. I went through a crazy amount of attempted remedies. Including like all major painkillers at once. That was fun, if not totally ineffective. Anyways, it seems like my brain has reset itself so I’m moving on. Have already moved on.

Global Genes sent me a package this week. Aside from my dentistry bill it was the most exciting piece of mail I’ve received all week!

Look!

Happy in hat

 

I call this one “Happy in a Hat With Hope.”

RJ Hope

 

I call this one “My Fiance Should Be Our Catalog Model.”

Anyways, I’m off to do things that have to do with my GIANT AMAZING SECRET.

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Standby.

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