Did you see the major nude celebrity photo leak that happened today? Not one LA publicist is having a good day today, I can tell you that much.
I was flabbergasted by how many celebs take nude selfies. I think if I was famous that would be like my first rule. No nude selfies. Its common sense right??
It reminded me of that episode in the first season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where Kim is like, “But like, everyone takes videos of themselves having sex at some point.”
No, Kim. They really don’t.
I’m proud to be able to confidently say that I will never be one of those girls who has her nude pictures leaked online. I feel confident about this for two reason: the first is that no one is looking for them, the second is that they don’t exist.
That’s not to say that I don’t have a world of secrets on my own personal devices. So I figured, maybe I should just let it all out there for the world to see. Just keep those hackers at bay by sharing my most shameful moments on my own terms.
If you were to hack into my phone or laptop you’d see the following:
-Plenty of pictures of me checking to see how dilated my pupils are after getting home from the ER.
-Then me at the eye doctor with my eyes dilated so I could compare them.
-Pictures of me laying down (fully clothed underneath that comforter) testing to see if my hair is too frizzy to walk out of the house without combing it.
– A scary, this-girl-needs-help, obsessive amount of pictures of me and Happy.
-Me making faces with fruit while R.J plays DOTA in the background.
-Hydrating. Because that’s something I needed to take a snapshot of.
-Eating like a lady in-between Skype interviews while testing my lighting.
-Wearing things I bought on a whim that I’m too embarrassed to actually wear outside of the house.
-Hanging onto pictures of me in high school just doing weird shit in my backyard in my mother’s old wedding dress.
-Selfies from the set of The Balancing Act when the make-up artist was doing some kind of weird bronze shading to make me look tan on camera.
It’s okay to take dumb selfies every now and then, but when it comes to nudes stick to instant polaroids and locked safes! Stare at yourself in the mirror. Immortalize yourself in an oil painting–but please, please remember that once its on your phone or computer–it can pretty much be stolen and shared at any time.
There’s a lot of ways to be sexy ladies, having your naked ass immortalized on 4chan for all eternity is like at least my 5th choice.